A Guy Thing

I'm a guy.

I do "guy things".

One of those "guy things" is the response to a "rail". A guy sees a rail, he has to lean on it and "ponder".

I was on the back porch of our house, leaning on the rail, looking off into the distance across the bay and "pondering".

Someone came up to the rail and leaned on it next to me.

I have a dog.

It was the dog. He is pretty big and getting bigger but there he was, standing at the rail with his front paws on it and looking out into the distance. He looked like he was "pondering". I just let him be. That's a guy thing too.

I do have some worries about him though. He likes to grab envelopes and run off with them. He grabbed my voting ballot and ran off. I got it back as quick as I could... I had to!... I think he's a Republican!

Or maybe one of those damn Libertarians... I mean... he just pee's and poop's where ever he feels like so... what else would be be other than Republican or Libertarian?
He never goes after my wallet when he sniffs my.... ah... well anyway... I don't think he's a Democrat either.
I'm pretty sure he's an Independent.
Fortunately, he's not registered to vote. At least, I don't think so.

I have a dog. He's getting pretty big.


Regards,
WebMouse